When Your Partner Is Bathing, Just Shout “Baby You Thought I Don’t Know Your Password?”

  1. When your partner is Bathฤซng, just shout โ€œBaby you thought I donโ€™t know your Pรฅsswrd, so whatโ€™s all this Nรฒnsense in your phoneโ€โ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

My Brother, you will make someone to Have BIood Pressure Automatically ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  1. Welcome to Nigerรฌa, where Only black people will Mute the TV to smรซll whatโ€™s bรผrning ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  2. I decided to gist with this my stรผbborn GirIfriend today, Nkechi ๐Ÿ™„

Me: โ€œWhat is your Favourite colour? ๐Ÿฅฐ

Nkechi: โ€œStop asking me stรผpid question, ask me something logical and mature insteadโ€ฆ๐Ÿ™„

Me: If 3x Is multiplied With 2, and divided With double of (-3x), and the answer is 14

Find X ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

NKECHI: โ€œOya Oyaโ€ฆ..My favourite colour is Pinkโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  1. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shรถut GOAL when watching a football match, if We use that Strength to shout AMEN in the church., things be Going Smoothly in Your life ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

5). If you see the way your girlfriรซnd is busy telling another guy she doesnโ€™t have a boyfriend, youโ€™ll know itโ€™s only God who loves you. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6) So You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockรญng you,

My Brother the time you are buying it, the price no shรณck you? ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

7). My problรซm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar woman singing โ€œEkwuemeโ€ like this:

โ€œEkwueme, Ekwueme
Ekwueme, Ekwueme
We are In The Living God ooo,
Eze no one like us. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8) If not for proper education, how will I know that When You Climb AItar With Native Clothes, It’s Called ALTERNATIVE ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

9) Anytime I give advice, I always end it with:
“It Might not Work for people like You ooo”

So Incase, the advice later spoil your life ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

10) Some People are just too too EviI and heartlessโ€ฆ..how can you Just Travel to your Village, and you Rรฅpe the River Goddess, when you went to the stream ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


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