BREAKING: US Senator Jim Risch Has Rejected Muhoozi’s Apologies

US Senator Jim Risch has rejected Muhoozi’s apologies and issued another statement stating that Uganda’s Gen Muhoozi has crossed a red line and sanctions against Uganda and their cooperation must be reviewed with immediate effect.

If you are along or near the borders of Uganda and you see US drones over your head, kindly run to your nearest Museveni home and eat anything on the bill of US .

And kindly confirm for us whether Museveni’s k!dneys are functional because Uganda is led by an old dictator and if picked by the US , he may not return home.

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In other words, Museveni and his son are advised to apply cold water on burnt areas before another fiery tragedy strikes their small country.

Someone to kindly give me Museveni’s wife’s number. My grandfather may need a second wife from outside Kenya. He is tired of Sukuma Wiki on a daily basis.

Milton

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