Residents of Kisumu and Nyanza region can’t hide their happiness after Montezuma Monalisa Funeral Home finally opened their branch at Otonglo near Kisumu International Airport.

According to the residents, the unavailability of a Five Star morgue in the area led to some families flying the bodies of their loved ones to Nairobi to give the dead comfort, peace of mind and serenity and this has been very costly.

This will now come to an end as the dead will enjoy international standards treatment at affordable rates at the facility. They even have Jacuzzi for the dead, hakuna mambo ya kuosha marehemu na traf kama samaki.

I also hear that they are giving discount to those who visit this month for their service; if you take two bodies, one will enjoy the services for free – hurry while the offer is still there!