I’M FINALLY PREGNANT! My husband and I had been trying for years with no luck. I’d given up hope, but at 40, God finally heard my prayers! I was so excited I texted Clay ASAP to share the news. But an hour passed, then two, then five — no reply.

I was so anxious I didn’t even realize when I fell asleep. The next morning, I opened the door and found a Kinder Surprise sitting on the doorstep. It had to be from Clay! I was sure he was apologizing for not responding. But when I unwrapped it, my happiness turned to pure shock — inside was a note that said, “I’m divorcing you.” I just stood there, and finally burst into tears. Like, what the hell?! My MIL ran in, hearing me crying. Instead of offering support, she started laughing — like, full-on evil laugh. Then she glared at me and shouted, “SERVES YOU RIGHT! GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE, YOU LIAR!”⁢