
A cheating husband wanted to find out if
his wife knew about his unfaithfulness to her.
One night he asked her
“Darling, can a woman know if her
husband is cheating on her?”
She replied
“Yes of course”
Surprised and with his heart fast beating in a most uncomfortable way he asked
“But how will she know?”
“Well” said his wife “There are many ways….
If she keep finding hotel receipts in his
pocket each time she take his clothes to the laundry and lipstick mark on his shirt, if he keep coming home late nights” etc
He breathed a sigh of relief because none of this applied to him.
The following morning, he was ready to go to work but couldn’t find his car key where he normally kept it,
“Honey, did you please see my car key?”
“Yes” replied his wife “Junior was playing with it so I kept it in the drawer” he went to the drawer, open it and found the car key but something else were there too, many hotel receipts, same hotel he normally take his women to, he couldn’t believe it,
“My wife has found all these hotel receipts in my pockets, how on earth have I been careless with this receipts?
I can’t believe she knew about my unfaithfulness to her yet kept quiet, my God I am done”.
Hurriedly and shamefully without saying ‘Bye’ to his wife he left the house.
At the office he couldn’t concentrate on his work,
“I have been fooling around thinking my wife never knew about my relationships with other women”.
He decided to text his wife and apologize but just then his phone rang, his wife was calling, as he picked up the phone, the worst happened.
END OF PART 1
Sadly there’s no part 2 and nothing
happened, I was just bored and decided to write this.